Wednesday 12 April 2006

Braindeadisms

Some things just make you lose all faith in humanity, especially the male portion of it. These are actual unedited scrapbook entries for this female in Orkut (who's racked up scraps like the cutest dog begging for food, except she hasn't spoken a word):
  • hi prettygirl u seems to be an advventurous girls as i have heard that punjabi girls are striong. i am also an nature boy intrstd in trekking in forest viewoing wildlife, bird watching. if u thnk we can be good frnds then response otherwise have a nice time. bye tc
  • hi,prettygirl this is raj from bareilly i want to friendship with you.if you want to friendship with me you plz tell me.
  • hi prettygirl, i m deepak working in BSNL mobile exchange, bhopal.Do u like 2 do frndship?
  • HI PRETTYGIRL, I LIKE PUNJABI KUDI......MERA NAAM VIVEK HAI. MAIN RAIPUR SE HOON. CAN V B A GUD FRND DEAR...........OK SO BYE
  • hi
    prettygirl, this is aryamann,want to join as a friend with u,
  • hi pretty this is krishna a guy from media line want to join with you as a friend
  • hey pretty..can i ask one thing?? please do add me on ur frens list coz being an aquarius i luv to make good frens.. and i feel i can make good frenship wid u.. hope u also feel the same in making good frens.. do add me as ur fren..
  • please reply my friend request...............................................
    pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee............s
  • u looook mind blowing, can we be friends plzb
  • Hi Prettygirl

    I m here for frnds.

    Wanna b so of me ?

    Then pls join me .
  • do u like to be my frined.
  • hi prettygirl.. luks too good in ur photo..nice photogenic features..... Wanna Frens
  • hi honey... after having a glance at ur pic. i was very much irresistable from sending u msg..hope tat u will definitely accept my friendly proposal... i am eagerly awaiting for ur reply......
  • hi prettygirl hw r u n u luk stunning yaar.N after reading ur profile i find u as an interesting person with whom i wld like to make frdship vt.so can v be frds.
  • pls be my friend
  • oye gulabo..
    Tere galo ka dimple.. mar dala re.
    Here is another 'LEO'. Would like to add to my friends list..
  • hi prettygirl,abhi here if u hv time lest friend
    i like making goodfrds will u?
  • hey
    wanna frndship
    plz make me ur 1st frnd(on orkut)
  • would you like to do friendship with me?
All instances of the girl's name replaced with prettygirl. All instances of the guys names left intact. I have no intention of shielding these losers.

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