Tralfamadorians are real. I am one now. The doppelganger watches from a safe distance the miracles on the revived bodies.
Only one difference. They can see all points in time at once. I can do the same, but have no credible way of communicating across to you chaps that my extortionate pricing may not cause the ever seeked elusive retail footfall and heavy walletted poseurs. Buy outside of that you're actually quite nice.
Early in the morning.